Uh ... yeah.

The point? In 30 seconds, it's easier to show you what the phone can't do than all the things it can.

We get it. And the important thing is to get people talking. But when Gizmodo asks if it's "the dumbest tech ad you've ever seen," maybe it wasn't exactly the 108-yard touchdown run of advertising.

Motorola

Once the darling of the Android world with its Droid phones, Motorola has faded as Samsung's Galaxy S III has become arguably the chief rival to the iPhone. So, how to get back in the spotlight again?

Apparently by putting Megan Fox in a bubble bath.

She wonders what would happen if she posts a nudie shot using a Motorola Blur.

Cue montage: Among scenes of a power line exploding and construction workers looking distracted, there's a stereotypically sassy gay couple slapping each other and some implied ... well, masturbation.

Are we sure this wasn't another Go Daddy ad?

We're not sure how far this will springboard Motorola, now owned by Google. But people will talk. And ... you know ... other things, apparently.

E-Trade

More creepy talking baby. Please -- make it stop.